I'm three hours behind you!

Welp, my fellow Spokanites, I hope you are enjoying your 68 degree weather at the precise time of 10:50 pm. I know that I am surely enjoying my 75 degree weather here in Maui, at precisely 7:50 pm. But, before you get all jealous and mopey, I want you all to know, it hasn't been fun and games the whole time...

The heat when we first arrived was unbearable, and my hunger had reached a new level;

I would have my own hair if I thought it would have helped.

But, i'm also not going to lie to you, the gloom was hardly gloom at all, and the slight discomfort that was ever taking place was quick to pass, and turned into this:

I'm really sorry Spokane. 

I wish you were here.

Recap

Whoa whoa whoa whoa... the amount that has happened in a month is wild.

I mean it. Soooo much. 

I am going to try to sum up the new things I have experienced with a sentence about each.

Here-a-we-go...

I am a barista.

I have grown a weird appreciation for metal.

I have interacted with several humans that have been wildly cracked out.

I have lots of new friends.

I am going to Hawaii.

I am going to France.

I got sunburned.

One of my best friends got married.

One of my best friends older sister got married.

One of my sisters best friends is getting married.

I got my makeup done.

I made $$$$$

I lived through Hoopfest.

I know all the ingredients inside a Mocha Bianco.

I spent lots of time in apartments.

I slept in a bed with three people.

I covered my eyes for the first time ever in a scary movie.

I ate Octopus.

I saw horses on the freeway.

I won $15.00 at the casino.

My best friends boyfriend got me a mug for my birthday.

I have eaten approximately 7,000 lemon bars.

I carry Crystal Light in my purse wherever I go.

I ate an entire container of pulled pork in one sitting.

I learned more designers names than I thought were real.

I got my ears pierced.

I went out to dinner.

I bought way more clothing than I need.

I bought 2 more dresses (WHY!).

I made a tanktop.

I beat-boxed and hummed at the same time... a lot.

I got blisters.

I had FUN.